``Our plot to overthrow the Southeast has been compromised. Time to initiate Plan B.''

Plan B: KLX 2008

The Knoxvillains are back! Not content to "wait our turn", we invite Lindy villains from everywhere to hole up in Knoxville on November 14-16 for a weekend of mischief and mayhem! Abandon your alibi, embrace your dark side, join our outlaw alliance, and dare to commit Lindy!

Planned capers include at least 7 dances, 2 meals, lindy bombing, and other assorted mischief to be determined.

Our partners in crime include The Streamliners, a 15-piece band of thugs headed by Mike "Catfish" Spirko, as well as siren Christabel and The Jons. Also assisting will be fiendish DJs Michael Gamble (Asheville), Jason Knight (Cookeville), Mike Marcotte (DC), and Breanna Perry (Nashville).

Delectable grub will be provided by Megan Adair and Davenne Essif who will make every effort to accommodate your dietary sensitivities.

Now is your chance to register and get in on a great deal! First 25 registrants get the best prices.